when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.
ah, my cute lil’ pocketful of shyness. (´⌣`ʃƪ)
me walking down the aisle at my wedding
with my soon to be husband meeting me halfway like…
Me interrupting your wedding because I don’t agree with your marriage like
it got better
me coming to sneak some shrimp while everyone is distracted by the interruption.
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
XD I never thought about this…